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I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

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no is the answer

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the answer is "nothing"

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A SODA!!!!

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Nothing

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Pressure...

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Um....water?

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for the hundredth time....it's PRESSURE

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The answer will be "no". [look at the last line of the riddle.]

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Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.

"Not on her best day." Hank replied.

"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.

"No, she's broke."

"Well then, is it sex?"

"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."

"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"

"She can sue me for child support."

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TIME

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nothing