Ethel and friend?

Ethel

Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing Home Residents. They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her Husband had come to the nursing home.

The other woman said that her sex life was great!

"The secret to great sex is this," the woman told her, "when my husband is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lay on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night!"

Ethel says, "I'm going to try that tonight!

"When Ethel's husband is getting ready in the bathroom that night, she takes off all her clothes. Although it's a struggle,she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards and can't move.

It's not too long before her husband comes out of the bathroom.

With a shocked look on his face, her husband yells;

"For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole!"

Ethel and friend?

lol !

Ethel and friend?

bravo.. lol

Ethel and friend?

Ya hoo go ethel go.

Ethel and friend?

but she IS one,lol

Ethel and friend?

thats funny as hell

Ethel and friend?

u just answered a question of mine about a friend named sylvia. i really dont know if she has four kids its been at least 5 years since i have heard/seen from her. her last name use to be stager. but it could have changed. she is in her 20's. email at neon_hottie20@yahoo.com