Tuesday, July 28, 2009

What the hell is the answer?

This is probably a fake riddle but i came across it on a friends page...i can't get it...84% kindergarten kids get it but 97% Harvard grads didn't what the hell man!



The World's Hardest Riddle



I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champagne bubble.



If you squeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



What the hell is the answer?

YES



since u did not ask me the answer, i will not tell u!!!!



What the hell is the answer?

no.



What the hell is the answer?

the answer is time



here i shall explain....



-when polar bears are born, they are more of an off white...so in time they turn white.



-we all cry at some point, so in time, we cry



-you wait for a while, and a guy will have to pee



-yes girls comb their hair when it gets messy, but it doesn't get messy rite away, it takes time!



-all celebrities make themselves look stupid in time



- same thing goes for people looking like celebrities



- uh huh, a pancake will get brown if you leave it



- yea this one i don't get, i'll admit



-lets say you squeeze a balloon, in time it'll pop



-hmm heres another one i don't have the answer too



anyways i know that the answer actually is time, because like you, i got very frustrated with the riddle a couple months back. so i looked it up.



What the hell is the answer?

the answer is 'time'



The riddle is cr@p and all that stuff about kidergarteners and harvard grads is pure bullshlt too.



What the hell is the answer?

is it time?



What the hell is the answer?

nononono. the answer is NO. remember, the question is CAN YOU GUESS THE RIDDLE. the riddle has no answer it's supposed to mess with your head but it doesn't ask you what its talking about. the answer to the question is "no"



What the hell is the answer?

That is a bad riddle. How does 'time' make polar bears white? They're always white! Time makes you cry?! Time makes girls comb their hair?! No... bad hair makes girls comb their hair... The only one 'time' works with is pancakes and pee :l



What the hell is the answer?

think the answer is water. Snow and ice are a form of water, it makes you cry because tears are water, you drink water and it makes you pee, girls put water in thier hair to help comb it, make celebrities looks stupid (remember Tom Cruise being squirted by water?) champagne bubbles are caused by carbonated water, the whole "pop" section makes no sense though.



What the hell is the answer?

answer:TIME???



What the hell is the answer?

I think the answer is no because the last line says "can you answer this riddle?" so most kindergarten kids would say no...

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