For those of a certain age (again)?

WE MUST STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper; groceries are heavier; everything is further away?

Yesterday I walked to the corner of our street and couldn鈥檛 believe how long the street has become. I never saw the building work going on so it must have been done at night 鈥?very crafty!

People are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time and when you ask them to repeat anything they keep mouthing the same silent message until they鈥檙e red in the face. What do they think I am, a lip-reader?

I have also noticed that they are much younger than I was at their age. On the other hand, people my age are so much older! I ran into an old friend the other day and he鈥檚 got so old he didn鈥檛 even recognise me!

I got to thinking about the poor bloke when I was combing my hair this morning and when I glanced up and realised that even mirrors are not made the way they used to be 鈥?older versions were designed to reflect exactly what was in front of them, not a distorted image.

Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days. You鈥檙e risking life and limb every time you pull on to the motorway in front of them.

And they must get through their brakes like a dose of salts the way I see them skidding and sliding in my rear view mirror.

Clothing manufacturers are more careless these days. Their quality control (if you can call it that!) must be non existent judging by the number of times I鈥檝e brought items with the wrong size labels in them. I mean, putting 鈥?2" waist鈥?in a pair of 32" trousers is almost criminal. Do they think we won鈥檛 notice that things no longer fit around the neck, waist and hips?

Bathroom scale manufacturers are the same. The inaccuracy of their products is unbelievable 鈥?I would never let myself get to the weight the numbers are trying to tell me are correct!

I feel like calling someone to complain about these goings on but the telephone company are in on the act also 鈥?they print their directories in such fine print that you can鈥檛 look up the appropriate numbers!

All I can do is pass on this warning:

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

Unless something drastic is done pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these indignities.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!!!!

P.S. I am sending this to you in large font size because something has happened to my computer to cause the regular fonts to shrink (They must have got into my house at sometime to make these changes 鈥?scary thought!!!!!)

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know exactly what you mean, the other day someone told me to drive 300 metres up the road, I'm still trying to work out what a metre is and how the hell do i get 300of them in my car so i can drive them anywhere

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Um, okayyyy. =]

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you are not alone... lets be careful out there.... do it to them before they do it to us.... know where you are coming from....

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ha ha ha very funny, I like it.

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Think you have dementure promise to never post this again

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lmao makes me wonder whats really going on in ur head lol!

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LOLOL, yup, i`ll go along with most of that, but got a little while yet before the old rigour mortise sets in..........lol

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An old workmate (he`s dead now) said when you make a uh! a! whu! when you bend or do anything remotely strenuous then your starting to get old.

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Might help to look up your birth certificate, old timer.

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Very funny. lol. And I thought that I was the only one that noticed the conspiracy. Glad 2 hear that someone out there agrees with me..

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Hey, you forget the thoughts on Viagra! Long as we get them through medicare, we old foggies can get our peewees stiff enough without wetting our jammies in the John..

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Ill repeat that to give you the message WE ARE NOT UNDER ATTACK

WE MUST STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper; groceries are heavier; everything is further away?

Yesterday I walked to the corner of our street and couldn鈥檛 believe how long the street has become. I never saw the building work going on so it must have been done at night 鈥?very crafty!

People are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time and when you ask them to repeat anything they keep mouthing the same silent message until they鈥檙e red in the face. What do they think I am, a lip-reader?

I have also noticed that they are much younger than I was at their age. On the other hand, people my age are so much older! I ran into an old friend the other day and he鈥檚 got so old he didn鈥檛 even recognise me!

I got to thinking about the poor bloke when I was combing my hair this morning and when I glanced up and realised that even mirrors are not made the way they used to be 鈥?older versions were designed to reflect exactly what was in front of them, not a distorted image.

Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days. You鈥檙e risking life and limb every time you pull on to the motorway in front of them.

And they must get through their brakes like a dose of salts the way I see them skidding and sliding in my rear view mirror.

Clothing manufacturers are more careless these days. Their quality control (if you can call it that!) must be non existent judging by the number of times I鈥檝e brought items with the wrong size labels in them. I mean, putting 鈥?2" waist鈥?in a pair of 32" trousers is almost criminal. Do they think we won鈥檛 notice that things no longer fit around the neck, waist and hips?

Bathroom scale manufacturers are the same. The inaccuracy of their products is unbelievable 鈥?I would never let myself get to the weight the numbers are trying to tell me are correct!

I feel like calling someone to complain about these goings on but the telephone company are in on the act also 鈥?they print their directories in such fine print that you can鈥檛 look up the appropriate numbers!

All I can do is pass on this warning:

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

Unless something drastic is done pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these indignities.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!!!!

P.S. I am sending this to you in large font size because something has happened to my computer to cause the regular fonts to shrink (They must have got into my house at sometime to make these changes 鈥?scary thought!!!!!)

For those of a certain age (again)?

wow, you ramble

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RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT......

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thats sooooo funny

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thank u 4 making me think 10.9

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OK. I'll "repeat this message"!!!

WE MUST STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper; groceries are heavier; everything is further away?

Yesterday I walked to the corner of our street and couldn鈥檛 believe how long the street has become. I never saw the building work going on so it must have been done at night 鈥?very crafty!

People are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time and when you ask them to repeat anything they keep mouthing the same silent message until they鈥檙e red in the face. What do they think I am, a lip-reader?

I have also noticed that they are much younger than I was at their age. On the other hand, people my age are so much older! I ran into an old friend the other day and he鈥檚 got so old he didn鈥檛 even recognise me!

I got to thinking about the poor bloke when I was combing my hair this morning and when I glanced up and realised that even mirrors are not made the way they used to be 鈥?older versions were designed to reflect exactly what was in front of them, not a distorted image.

Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days. You鈥檙e risking life and limb every time you pull on to the motorway in front of them.

And they must get through their brakes like a dose of salts the way I see them skidding and sliding in my rear view mirror.

Clothing manufacturers are more careless these days. Their quality control (if you can call it that!) must be non existent judging by the number of times I鈥檝e brought items with the wrong size labels in them. I mean, putting 鈥?2" waist鈥?in a pair of 32" trousers is almost criminal. Do they think we won鈥檛 notice that things no longer fit around the neck, waist and hips?

Bathroom scale manufacturers are the same. The inaccuracy of their products is unbelievable 鈥?I would never let myself get to the weight the numbers are trying to tell me are correct!

I feel like calling someone to complain about these goings on but the telephone company are in on the act also 鈥?they print their directories in such fine print that you can鈥檛 look up the appropriate numbers!

All I can do is pass on this warning:

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

Unless something drastic is done pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these indignities.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!!!!

P.S. I am sending this to you in large font size because something has happened to my computer to cause the regular fonts to shrink (They must have got into my house at sometime to make these changes 鈥?scary thought!!!!!)

For those of a certain age (again)?

scary but good

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B*gger, it's quatermass again.

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i thought that i have to suffer in silenence but,alas somebody else has seen the discriminition!it sounds like you are complaining from the other side of the pond .if so [its spreading faster than i thought possiable]non the less feel free to e mail me when you feel threatend .thanks for letting me blame every body else!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't worry love. they only take the 'clever' ones

For those of a certain age (again)?

it is a jungle out there