Saturday, August 1, 2009

Can you help me with this riddle?

I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champagne bubble.



If you squeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



Can you help me with this riddle?

The answer is time:



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast.



Can you help me with this riddle?

I don閳ユ獩 get it. Can I have 10 pts anyway?



Sb



Can you help me with this riddle?

a pimple....ha ha jk. It's Time, don't know why but it is. I know the riddle.



Can you help me with this riddle?

time



Can you help me with this riddle?

I've heard several answers... time and pressure, but also 'no'. The question ultimately being 'can you answer this riddle?' 'no'.... however I think by answering NO, you are supplying an answer so it would be yes.... my head is going to explode.



Can you help me with this riddle?

No, I cannot guess the riddle!



Can you help me with this riddle?

THE ANSWER IS NO..

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