Wednesday, July 29, 2009

For those of a certain age (again)?

WE MUST STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY



Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper; groceries are heavier; everything is further away?



Yesterday I walked to the corner of our street and couldn鈥檛 believe how long the street has become. I never saw the building work going on so it must have been done at night 鈥?very crafty!



People are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time and when you ask them to repeat anything they keep mouthing the same silent message until they鈥檙e red in the face. What do they think I am, a lip-reader?



I have also noticed that they are much younger than I was at their age. On the other hand, people my age are so much older! I ran into an old friend the other day and he鈥檚 got so old he didn鈥檛 even recognise me!



I got to thinking about the poor bloke when I was combing my hair this morning and when I glanced up and realised that even mirrors are not made the way they used to be 鈥?older versions were designed to reflect exactly what was in front of them, not a distorted image.



Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days. You鈥檙e risking life and limb every time you pull on to the motorway in front of them.



And they must get through their brakes like a dose of salts the way I see them skidding and sliding in my rear view mirror.



Clothing manufacturers are more careless these days. Their quality control (if you can call it that!) must be non existent judging by the number of times I鈥檝e brought items with the wrong size labels in them. I mean, putting 鈥?2" waist鈥?in a pair of 32" trousers is almost criminal. Do they think we won鈥檛 notice that things no longer fit around the neck, waist and hips?



Bathroom scale manufacturers are the same. The inaccuracy of their products is unbelievable 鈥?I would never let myself get to the weight the numbers are trying to tell me are correct!



I feel like calling someone to complain about these goings on but the telephone company are in on the act also 鈥?they print their directories in such fine print that you can鈥檛 look up the appropriate numbers!



All I can do is pass on this warning:



WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!



Unless something drastic is done pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these indignities.



PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!!!!



P.S. I am sending this to you in large font size because something has happened to my computer to cause the regular fonts to shrink (They must have got into my house at sometime to make these changes 鈥?scary thought!!!!!)



For those of a certain age (again)?

know exactly what you mean, the other day someone told me to drive 300 metres up the road, I'm still trying to work out what a metre is and how the hell do i get 300of them in my car so i can drive them anywhere



For those of a certain age (again)?

Um, okayyyy. =]



For those of a certain age (again)?

you are not alone... lets be careful out there.... do it to them before they do it to us.... know where you are coming from....



For those of a certain age (again)?

ha ha ha very funny, I like it.



For those of a certain age (again)?

Think you have dementure promise to never post this again



For those of a certain age (again)?

lmao makes me wonder whats really going on in ur head lol!



For those of a certain age (again)?

LOLOL, yup, i`ll go along with most of that, but got a little while yet before the old rigour mortise sets in..........lol



For those of a certain age (again)?

An old workmate (he`s dead now) said when you make a uh! a! whu! when you bend or do anything remotely strenuous then your starting to get old.



For those of a certain age (again)?

Might help to look up your birth certificate, old timer.



For those of a certain age (again)?

Very funny. lol. And I thought that I was the only one that noticed the conspiracy. Glad 2 hear that someone out there agrees with me..



For those of a certain age (again)?

Hey, you forget the thoughts on Viagra! Long as we get them through medicare, we old foggies can get our peewees stiff enough without wetting our jammies in the John..



For those of a certain age (again)?

Ill repeat that to give you the message WE ARE NOT UNDER ATTACK



WE MUST STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY



Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper; groceries are heavier; everything is further away?



Yesterday I walked to the corner of our street and couldn鈥檛 believe how long the street has become. I never saw the building work going on so it must have been done at night 鈥?very crafty!



People are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time and when you ask them to repeat anything they keep mouthing the same silent message until they鈥檙e red in the face. What do they think I am, a lip-reader?



I have also noticed that they are much younger than I was at their age. On the other hand, people my age are so much older! I ran into an old friend the other day and he鈥檚 got so old he didn鈥檛 even recognise me!



I got to thinking about the poor bloke when I was combing my hair this morning and when I glanced up and realised that even mirrors are not made the way they used to be 鈥?older versions were designed to reflect exactly what was in front of them, not a distorted image.



Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days. You鈥檙e risking life and limb every time you pull on to the motorway in front of them.



And they must get through their brakes like a dose of salts the way I see them skidding and sliding in my rear view mirror.



Clothing manufacturers are more careless these days. Their quality control (if you can call it that!) must be non existent judging by the number of times I鈥檝e brought items with the wrong size labels in them. I mean, putting 鈥?2" waist鈥?in a pair of 32" trousers is almost criminal. Do they think we won鈥檛 notice that things no longer fit around the neck, waist and hips?



Bathroom scale manufacturers are the same. The inaccuracy of their products is unbelievable 鈥?I would never let myself get to the weight the numbers are trying to tell me are correct!



I feel like calling someone to complain about these goings on but the telephone company are in on the act also 鈥?they print their directories in such fine print that you can鈥檛 look up the appropriate numbers!



All I can do is pass on this warning:



WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!



Unless something drastic is done pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these indignities.



PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!!!!



P.S. I am sending this to you in large font size because something has happened to my computer to cause the regular fonts to shrink (They must have got into my house at sometime to make these changes 鈥?scary thought!!!!!)



For those of a certain age (again)?

wow, you ramble



For those of a certain age (again)?

RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT......



For those of a certain age (again)?

thats sooooo funny



For those of a certain age (again)?

thank u 4 making me think 10.9



For those of a certain age (again)?

OK. I'll "repeat this message"!!!



WE MUST STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY



Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper; groceries are heavier; everything is further away?



Yesterday I walked to the corner of our street and couldn鈥檛 believe how long the street has become. I never saw the building work going on so it must have been done at night 鈥?very crafty!



People are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time and when you ask them to repeat anything they keep mouthing the same silent message until they鈥檙e red in the face. What do they think I am, a lip-reader?



I have also noticed that they are much younger than I was at their age. On the other hand, people my age are so much older! I ran into an old friend the other day and he鈥檚 got so old he didn鈥檛 even recognise me!



I got to thinking about the poor bloke when I was combing my hair this morning and when I glanced up and realised that even mirrors are not made the way they used to be 鈥?older versions were designed to reflect exactly what was in front of them, not a distorted image.



Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days. You鈥檙e risking life and limb every time you pull on to the motorway in front of them.



And they must get through their brakes like a dose of salts the way I see them skidding and sliding in my rear view mirror.



Clothing manufacturers are more careless these days. Their quality control (if you can call it that!) must be non existent judging by the number of times I鈥檝e brought items with the wrong size labels in them. I mean, putting 鈥?2" waist鈥?in a pair of 32" trousers is almost criminal. Do they think we won鈥檛 notice that things no longer fit around the neck, waist and hips?



Bathroom scale manufacturers are the same. The inaccuracy of their products is unbelievable 鈥?I would never let myself get to the weight the numbers are trying to tell me are correct!



I feel like calling someone to complain about these goings on but the telephone company are in on the act also 鈥?they print their directories in such fine print that you can鈥檛 look up the appropriate numbers!



All I can do is pass on this warning:



WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!



Unless something drastic is done pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these indignities.



PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!!!!



P.S. I am sending this to you in large font size because something has happened to my computer to cause the regular fonts to shrink (They must have got into my house at sometime to make these changes 鈥?scary thought!!!!!)



For those of a certain age (again)?

scary but good



For those of a certain age (again)?

B*gger, it's quatermass again.



For those of a certain age (again)?

i thought that i have to suffer in silenence but,alas somebody else has seen the discriminition!it sounds like you are complaining from the other side of the pond .if so [its spreading faster than i thought possiable]non the less feel free to e mail me when you feel threatend .thanks for letting me blame every body else!!!!!!!!!!



For those of a certain age (again)?

Don't worry love. they only take the 'clever' ones



For those of a certain age (again)?

it is a jungle out there

Why do banshee's comb their hair?

Never heard of that one.



All the Banshees I ever encountered were to busy wailing and washing bloody shirts in the Gwee (mouth of a river, inlet)



You must be thinking of mermaids. That's what They do, and sing while they are at it, all day.



Why? They are ever so vain, and the wind is always disturbing their hairdos.



Why do banshee's comb their hair?

So they look nice on their date



Why do banshee's comb their hair?

so they remain nice and strong............



Why do banshee's comb their hair?

So they will have soft and manageable hair!!



Why do banshee's comb their hair?

to get to the other side



Why do banshee's comb their hair?

Because when it gets caught in the comb it makes them scream and cry



Why do banshee's comb their hair?

Because Suzy makes them before they hit the stage!!



Why do banshee's comb their hair?

Banshees are a figment of one's imagination, and are thought to be supernatural. Therefore, it is impossible for Banshees to comb their hair



Why do banshee's comb their hair?

to get the knots out



Why do banshee's comb their hair?

She's always on here asking weird questions /ask her

Hey i need help. Under my details section is a riddle that I can't seem to solve. Does anyone h

I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair



I make celebs look stupid



And normal people look like celebs



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champagne bubble



If you squeeze me, i'll pop



If you look at me, you'll pop



Can you guess the riddle?



Hey i need help. Under my details section is a riddle that I can't seem to solve. Does anyone have the answer?

Time is the answer. But here is the explaination.



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champane bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



I hope my answer helped you!



Hey i need help. Under my details section is a riddle that I can't seem to solve. Does anyone have the answer?

first one i would think was snow



second one...?



thirdone i would think was fire



fourth ?



fith?



sixth?



warmth



?



?



the sun



well i no they are all supposed to be the same but i dont get it



Hey i need help. Under my details section is a riddle that I can't seem to solve. Does anyone have the answer?

There is no definite answer I think. Some say it's 'time' others 'no'.



http://www.englishforums.com/English/ITu...



Hey i need help. Under my details section is a riddle that I can't seem to solve. Does anyone have the answer?

its the answer that more preschoolers can answer and very few uni students can, the answer is NO. the majority of the riddle is just a diversion the question is can you guess the riddle and the answer is no. if it was what am i or what is it then you would have to think of an object or concept but the answer is NO YOU CANT GUESS THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE



Hey i need help. Under my details section is a riddle that I can't seem to solve. Does anyone have the answer?

the answer is "NO". Think about it.... :)

IHave a habit of combing my hair least five times a day what should I do to get out of this habit?

Tie your hair in a bun or a plait. This way your hair won't tangle and you wouldn't feel the need of combing



IHave a habit of combing my hair least five times a day what should I do to get out of this habit?

There's no reason to get out of this habit. Combing your hair stimulates the scalp and promotes hair growth. Just be sure you're combing in appropriate places (not the lunch table) and times.



IHave a habit of combing my hair least five times a day what should I do to get out of this habit?

well in my opinion, knowing the consequences to actions helps us to stop doing bad habits. combing your hair a lot can cause hair lose, split ends, damages the hair and can wear it out. :)



IHave a habit of combing my hair least five times a day what should I do to get out of this habit?

I used to have the same problem. This is from my mom %26amp; it did the trick for me.



Keep in mind: Excessive combing causes an increase in hairfall, and an oilier scalp.

Do you brush or comb your hair ?

I use a brush indoors but keep a comb in my back pocket for when I'm out!



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

both



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

Brush and comb actually. My head dries really fast.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

depends on which I find first



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

both



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

brush



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

Brush. My tail is bald, so it doesn't take me long.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

I have a wide tooth comb (I have long, thick, naturally curly hair) that I use. Brushing doesn't work for me as it takes the curls right out and leaves me with flyaway hair!



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

Both - depends on the style I am going for.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

Comb. If I brush it, all the curls will go away, and then it'd be a frizzy mess.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

Comb.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

both



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

Neither. I have really short hair.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

brush, I know they say it isn't good for your hair, but I have done it since I was little and I get great compliments about my hair all the time. Too hard to comb through!



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

i brush it because it's long,but when i style it i use a comb.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

comb



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

I comb my long light brown hair.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

Now that it is thicker and longer, brush more often than comb.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

i shave it all off



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

brush.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

depends on if i find a comb first, or a brush. it dont matter really



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

Comb first then I brush it.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

both, comb to detangle and brush to bring the frizz down



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

Comb it more than brush it.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

there is just something i like about brushing hair.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

I usually sweep it of my pillow first thing in the morning,though not so much lately.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

I do neither I have dreads



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

I don't even own a comb.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

ewww I can't stand combs, but I do have long hair and a comb just would'nt work....so I brush!



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

I have naturally curly hair so I only ever use a wide tooth comb. And rarely if ever brush or comb my hair when it's dry.



Do you brush or comb your hair ?

yeah, just once in the morning



unless I get it cut short, then I don't have to

Do you struggle with combing your hair?

I do in order to get out these naps.



Do you struggle with combing your hair?

Yes, I do struggle. Yesterday i asked about hair too. I got this great site to give you. I called and spoke with them and have an appt in 2 weeks its only $45 bux she told me. Then i should be able to maintan my hair better.



PS. I'm going natural. Letting the relaxer grow out and getting curls. Take a look at the pics on the site. And look at the products .



Do you struggle with combing your hair?

try leaving a little conditioner in your hair. Just a little though, it well making combing your hair so much easier



Do you struggle with combing your hair?

everyday... you aren't alone... that's just how it is, unless you chemically treat your hair... but that's no good for your hair, so, i'm stuck.



Do you struggle with combing your hair?

Woohoo the infamous comb thru and how to do it so it doesnt hurt or make the hair pull out.....this is how i do my hair and also my daughter's hair who is half black...so i know naps and the infamous pain in the kitchen......first what you want to do is when you conditioner it, comb it thru....after you're all done washing it and drying the mane, go ahead and grease it nicely and add a tad bit of water (spray bottle works wonders) then comb from the bottom to the roots......start by combing the ends and then comb a lil higher and a lil higher til you get to the roots.....will help with the breakage and also will make those naps not so unbearable to comb thru......now personally i have no idea what it feels to have those lil buggers, but i do get tangles and those suck, but by combing the ends then working up gradually helps with those too :) i love hair questions.....good luck and take ur time, don't hurt the do !



Do you struggle with combing your hair?

I hate brushing my hair out...it takes forever!! My hair is sooo long, and I can't reach half of my hair..lol..sooo...anyways..you are NOT alone..



Do you struggle with combing your hair?

AFter shampooing use conditioner and leave it in for about 3 mins and then comb through when your hair is still wet. Don't rub it with the towel when finished. Just blot it and it shoul be easier to comb through.

Im embarrassed, how can I ever show my face again?

My fiancee is in a new band. He had they guys over today for a rehersal. I was in the bathroom, on the toilet, my fiancee was also in there combing his hair- no big deal to us. The a band guy OPENED the door!!!! There I was, Inserting a tampon, the old one in clear view in the open trash can!!!!! This has got to be the number one most humiliating thing that ever happened to me! The guy didnt say anything, he just walked away. But I will be seeing this guy again, I dont think I can face him, I dont even think it is possible to make light of it. I guess it was an accident. but still, he should have knocked. or at least appoligized!



Im embarrassed, how can I ever show my face again?

He might have been as embarrassed as you. You must not let that make you so uncomfortable. We all have to face embarrassing situations like that.



Im embarrassed, how can I ever show my face again?

I don't know HOW you can stand going to the bathroom when someone else is in there.



Even if he is your fiancee.



Im embarrassed, how can I ever show my face again?

Your fiance and the guy who rudely opened the door are probably even more embarrassed then you are! Don't worry, once you get to know these guys better you WILL be able to make light of it.



Im embarrassed, how can I ever show my face again?

Oh grow up will you. We're all human. It's not like you were stabbing a baby there.



Im embarrassed, how can I ever show my face again?

The guy is in a band...... I'm sure he's seen much worse than that. We have all seen a tampon, we have all seen a girl on a toilet and occasionally a girl on a toilet changing her tampon. No biggie.



Im embarrassed, how can I ever show my face again?

you cannot take back what he saw, if he is a decent person he needs to apologize..........What he saw is a normal occurrence to women and that was not something crazy you were doing.........carry your head up and act like nothing's the matter



Im embarrassed, how can I ever show my face again?

the band guy probibly feels horible for that "incindent." hold you head up high and tell yourself "screw anyone who hates me for being a human." also, WAKE UP. guys like that sort of thing. i would say 50% of the internet is for that sort of thing.



Im embarrassed, how can I ever show my face again?

Awkward.. but whatever. It's not the end of the world. It's a natural occurence. It's not like he's going to go to all his band members and be like, "Hey guys, guess what I just saw? So-and-so's fiance INSERTING A TAMPON [laughter]". That's not funny, so don't worry about it.As long as you talk to him normally, it will be fine.

Lice or dandruff or hair casts?

Hi Hi,



So I'm really quite horrified that I might have lice.



My head itches on top of my head and sometimes the back and every once in awhile around the ears.



But I'm scared it might just be because I'm paranoid?



Most of the white stuff in my hair flakes out really easily, but there are a few things that are attached to strands of hair themself. they dont come off when I flick but they slide up and down the hair really easily without fingers.



I had my boyfriend check my hair and he said he saw nothing, and I checked his hair thoroughly and he definitely just had dandruff. If I had live he would have it too right, especially since we sleep in the same bed with eachother every night?



Also, I purchased the lice and nit removal combs and combed through my hair pretty thoroughly. I found no actual bugs, but there was white stuff on both combs, but not sure if what was on them was nits or jus tmore dandruff.



Help!



Lice or dandruff or hair casts?

If you had lice your head would itch something fierce. Get Nizoral shampoo and use it a few times a week. Use another dandruff shampoo between shampoos such as Garnier Fruitis. You don't want to use Nizoral every day. And that should clear it up. Dandruff can't be cured; it has to be managed. Good luck. 2D



Lice or dandruff or hair casts?

Don't panic because just the though of lice makes me itch. Imagine trying to figure it out for your self. You are taking the right steps. maybe you just have a dry scalp. Try a hot oil treatment on each other with a very soft an slow relaxing scalp massage.



enjoy



Lice or dandruff or hair casts?

It sounds to me like you just have a case of dry scalp and paranoia. Dandruff causes itchy scalp, so I doubt its lice, just an over dry scalp. Get a good anti-dandruff shampoo like head and shoulders, and it would be best if you get one thats for dry scalp care. If your home has very dry air that can be the cause of both you and your boyfriends dry scalps. Try getting a humidifier for your home, this should help your skin to be less dry and flaky on your scalp. Good luck!



Lice or dandruff or hair casts?

It could be psoriasis. It's hereditary, a lot like dry scalp, itchy...



The classic symptoms of psoriasis are raised, red patches of skin topped with loose, silvery scales.



I have it on my head. I reccommend T-Gel by Neutrogena. It works wonders.



Lice or dandruff or hair casts?

I went though the same problem when my daughter got lice at school. I was always scratching my head because I thought I felt something and all I was doing was creating dandruff!



First before you get in the shower pour vinegar on your head and let it sit for a couple minutes you even might want to rub it into the scalp then wash with a dandruff shampoo.This will get rid of the dandruff



Lice is very hard to see its almost see-thru but if you still see ANY white specks in your hair go to the store and get regular Mayo use it at room temp and apply to your hair then cover with a plastic bag for about 30 min then if you like you can comb thou with your lice comb.Mayo will always get rid of lice!And to keep them away you can use a shampoo with rosemary scent which can be found at most health stores.



Good luck and don't scratch : )



Lice or dandruff or hair casts?

soak your hair in olive oil it drowns lice and it moisturizes! it really works all you do is soak your hair and go out in the sun... if u are going to stay inside you should put a shower cap on so the oil doesnt get everywhere



Lice or dandruff or hair casts?

it may not be either. It could be psoriasus. It is a form of dry skin on your scalp that mimics dandruff. i know because I have it. I use head and shoulders classic clean everyday. If it is a sever cases then you need to go to a dermitologist and ask for ionol t plus shampoo. It is the poo I tell ya. If you were to have lice you would know. That much itching you would have bugs falling out of your hair and off your brush when you brush your hair. The best ways to get rid of lice are 1. dye your hair with the best at home hair dye you can afford or 2. wash hair with arecipe of tomatoe paste, lemon juice and real mayo. Then comb your hair with a small tooth comb and veggie oil. Wash out with Suave(3parts) and Alcohol(1part). then you get another helping of real mayo and styling gel mix on your scalp and cover your head and hair with a shower cap overnight. In the morning wash hair normally and comb with a small toothed comb. Live lice will be gone but you still need to get rid of the eggs. Both of these methods are used to smootherthe live lice and the eggs. Use method 2 for major severe cases. Nits look like water drops on each strand of hair. You can look up lice online and you will get pics of what to look for. I used to work in a Head Start and we had several sever cases of head lice. They say lice can't jump, it is very debatable.



Lice or dandruff or hair casts?

use a dandruff shampoo I am sure that it is not dandruff

I cant figure out the riddle and it is driving me crazy!?

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry I make guys look cute and girls comb their hair I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble If you sqeeze me, I'll pop If you look at me, you'll pop Can you guess the riddle?



I cant figure out the riddle and it is driving me crazy!?

The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disappear.



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast.



"TIME" - by Neil Gaiman



The answer is time.



I cant figure out the riddle and it is driving me crazy!?

CO2.



I cant figure out the riddle and it is driving me crazy!?

This is simple... Read what the riddle is asking.. "Can you guess the riddle?" The answer is "No"



I cant figure out the riddle and it is driving me crazy!?

the air?



Justin



I cant figure out the riddle and it is driving me crazy!?

COCA - COLA?



snow?



I cant figure out the riddle and it is driving me crazy!?

your eyes



I cant figure out the riddle and it is driving me crazy!?

Pressure...?

Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

using too much of their spit when combing his hair? Or does he have cousins in the Italian mafia? Yo Vinnie......it's Mittey



Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

my lady oh oh oh oh oh



look who's taking cheap shots in the cheap seats! lol



Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

What. Romney is not Italian. And not all Italians are in the Mafia. Do you prefer Edwards coif better.



Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

The very definition of used car salesman isn't he?



A real life plastic Ken doll!



Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

What does Romney's hair have to do with the way he wants to run the country? Isn't his hair-do an insignificant issue in this campaign? Oh, I get it. You were making a funny.



Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

Me suspects a bigot lurks in your heart.



Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

Low blow. The mormon church has not supported multiple wives since the late 1800s.



Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

He must have a case of that old hair wax from the 50's. I notice his hair gets blacker by the day. I wish I could age that way.



Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

That's not spit they use. Its their natural wetness.



Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

Must be the mafia issue because he has only one wife, and she is quite classy, so unlike some people who think of spitting in the hair, I'm sure she'd not even think of it. But you did.



Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

Wit of a liberal / democrat will never cease to amaze me.



Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

I'd never vote for a Mormon,



Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

Hey, Romney's one of the few Republicans who only has one wife.



Do you think that the slickness of Romney's hair is due to his wives?

Romney is your typical present day Mormon. Lots to criticize and laugh about that religion but the mainstreamers gave up polygamy in order to push the US congress into allowing the beehive state (Utah) - state motto: Industry - into becoming a state.



For a great set of reads on the bizarre nature of the religion in it's present state read "No Man Knows my History" by Fawn Brodie. See what a nut job Joseph Smith and his followers really were.



Or read "The Salamander Letters" to see how the church actively used their members (particularly First Interstate bank officials) to fund money to payoff Hoffman when he was using forged documents that would prove the church to be founded on thin air. Great stuff.



Let's just rejoice the cutie pie Mitt is driving himself into the poor house in his egomaniacal desire to be crowned prince of the land.

Why dont guys comb their hair anymore?. whats up with the wash n ware can women really like this?.?

It's being yourself and confidence that matters.



For beauty and health tips visit:



http://www.freewebs.com/beautytip/



Why dont guys comb their hair anymore?. whats up with the wash n ware can women really like this?.?

You know 90% of the guys who wash and wear could give a crap what superficial girls think of their hair. Guys with nicely groomed hair are probably out to catch your eye though. You should be thanking us for helping you out.



Why dont guys comb their hair anymore?. whats up with the wash n ware can women really like this?.?

maybe its not about pleasing women....



Why dont guys comb their hair anymore?. whats up with the wash n ware can women really like this?.?

it can work but it can't look like you don't comb your hair...girls do it too but it just doesn'y look not comb....it has to look like you tried to get that style



Why dont guys comb their hair anymore?. whats up with the wash n ware can women really like this?.?

some guys acctully look good without brushin' their hair, when some others look discsting!



Why dont guys comb their hair anymore?. whats up with the wash n ware can women really like this?.?

stiling is too mouch of a drag sometimes so u get a cut that works with not stiling and it gives you hot dirty look noone can resist



Why dont guys comb their hair anymore?. whats up with the wash n ware can women really like this?.?

i like men who wash their hair everyday, but keeps it messy, or not too structured or well-fixed.



nah...women can't do that unfortunately. well, actually we can, but i don't wanna look silly.



Why dont guys comb their hair anymore?. whats up with the wash n ware can women really like this?.?

My man does his hair every single day. He uses gel and COMBS it even. :)

What is a good way to style my hair, its long black and straight?

Everyday i just comb my hair and and leave it. I dont even bother to tie it some other way bcuz i dont know how to and usaully it just slides outta watever i tied it in. Pls help me. Ty



What is a good way to style my hair, its long black and straight?

A ponytail, a long, thick braid down your back, a chignon, a clip--there are a million different things to style your hair. Check out a website like www.2coolhairstyles.com for ideas...



What is a good way to style my hair, its long black and straight?

a chignon is great for summer



What is a good way to style my hair, its long black and straight?

It depends on your age really, but you might try some interesting parts to bring further attention to what sounds like a great head of hair.



Large waves also look great and are less stressful than trying to put some tight curls into your hair, so I'd just add a little shine/polisher to those waves and watch the men swoon!

Can you hot comb your hair after putting on just for me Texture Softener?

Of course you can, BUT you SHOULDN'T. I had to learn the hard way. I actually started loosing hair.People flat iron their hair after perms. Which isn't good. They should at least wait a day or two before putting that extent of heat on their hair.

Does brushing or combing your hair alot really make it grow faster?

check the links below for natural homemade beauty tips to:-- How can you get a faster hair growth



http://geebal.blogspot.com/2007/01/hair-...



Does brushing or combing your hair alot really make it grow faster?

no i dont think so i know when u comb or brush ur hair alot it will fall out easily



Does brushing or combing your hair alot really make it grow faster?

What the brushing is really doing is massaging the scalp, which stimulates the hair follicles. You dont have to break out the brush just yet.



I've personally noticed that giving myself a nice long scalp massage every time I wash my hair works well. Make sure to use shampoo without any phosphates as well. Organic or salon quality products really are best.



Look for Burts Bees if you cant afford salon quality. Its cheaper and I and a personal fan.



My hair grows fast, too, if you're wondering. I don't usually use hair products or straightners either.



Does brushing or combing your hair alot really make it grow faster?

No, but it just might break off the weak ones, slowing down your quest for long, luxurious locks.



Does brushing or combing your hair alot really make it grow faster?

I'm gonna say no. Its just going to pull hair out, and break off the weak peices of your hair. I'm going to admit I dont brush my hair a lot... actually I only do after a shower because also when my hair is brushed its gets puffy and not easy to work with and I'm gonna say my hair grows pretty good. On average hair grows about 1/2inch per month anyway and that depends on diet, health, stress, and how you treat your hair... not how you brush it.



Does brushing or combing your hair alot really make it grow faster?

No

Why should we comb our hair?

what's the purpose other than making it neat and untangle it?



Why should we comb our hair?

because it releases an oil which helps prevent dryness of your hair and helps massage your head making a good circulation of your blood..also brushing our hair is a sign of good grooming. except if you have a curly well i suggest you dont have to brush your hair daily because it might ruin the style of your hair.



Why should we comb our hair?

Traditional



Why should we comb our hair?

Would you really want to go around with bed hair all the time. I think not.



Why should we comb our hair?

i do in the bathroom in the morning.



Why should we comb our hair?

Um maybe so you don't look like a street rat!



Why should we comb our hair?

when you comb your hair, you are evenly distributing the natural oils in your hair all over, giving you better and richer hair. Its best to do it after you shower, and split ur hair into 2 sections and comb from the bottom and work ur way up, this way causes less breakage and split ends. hope this satisfies you! :)



Why should we comb our hair?

because, if you dont then u will look like a rat... i dont know i just hope to god u brush your hair



Why should we comb our hair?

to soften it



Why should we comb our hair?

So your hair won't fall out



Why should we comb our hair?

besides making it look better, there really is no purpose.



you don't HAVE to comb it. Combing your hair a lot makes it more oily b/c it stimulates your oil glands on your scalp. So if my hair looked good without brushing it... I never would!



Why should we comb our hair?

you seriously got 2 ask this? your hair will get knots and its a pain in the butt whenn you leave it for later.

Changing the music, combing your hair, eating, talking on the phone ...?

all the while you're waiting for your turn at the stop light... yeah yeah we all know we do that.



but is there something else that you do that you'd never tell anyone face to face .. but can tell a bunch of strangers? c'mon .. you can say it. we're just avatars anyway!



lets just say that i only had one hand on the wheel ( mostly! ) and the other was walking down the path .... what a helluva rush!



Changing the music, combing your hair, eating, talking on the phone ...?

I fart in public...



Changing the music, combing your hair, eating, talking on the phone ...?

I am working on changing the station while I am driving too and also being aware of stoplight ahead. I almost speeded right through one while I was talking to my brother in the passenger seat.



Changing the music, combing your hair, eating, talking on the phone ...?

I text, download music, record, and take pics at stop lights :)

Whats the answer to this riddle?????

i cant figure it out and its been bugging me all day :



I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



Whats the answer to this riddle?????

i think the answer is pressure but accordin to this site it can be.



the answer is no. go to this link and see wut ppl put



http://www.blog4brains.com/2007/01/02/vi...



it's by Alina January 23rd, 2007



I believe the answer to the 閳ユ凡orlds Hardest Riddle閳?is NO



thats the answer



The question asks if you can guess the riddle. Its not asking you 閳ユ凡hat is it?閳?or 閳ユ凡hat am I閳?br> So the answer to the riddle is NO



that is exactly why 84% of kindergartens got it and 97% of Harvard grads didn閳ユ獩. They dont think what makes Polar Bears white because they閳ユ獧e not exactly sure of the answer. So they look at what they can answer and that is the last line on the riddle.



So they came up with their answer which is 閳ユ罚O!閳?br>Whats the answer to this riddle?????



Time.



Whats the answer to this riddle?????

liquid?



Whats the answer to this riddle?????

everything?



Whats the answer to this riddle?????

the sun



Whats the answer to this riddle?????

the sun?



Whats the answer to this riddle?????

kay i know the anwer



only a couple of harvard graduates got this right



but a ton of kindergarten students got it



the answer is no or no i cant



the question asked is can you guess the riddle



not what is the answer to this riddle



so can you guess the riddle??



NO I CAN'T



hehe



Whats the answer to this riddle?????

You are missing part of the riddle. You can view the complete riddle under the October link at http://www.mindchallenger.com

Riddle... can u solve for me please??

I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



Riddle... can u solve for me please??

The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disappear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champagne bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



With that it mind it would seem the answer would be time.



___________



Riddle... can u solve for me please??

check past questions its been asked before....sorry i dont remeber the answer...nvd its "pressure"



Riddle... can u solve for me please??

The answer is no i can't. it says can you answer the riddle so it fits in quite well



Riddle... can u solve for me please??

something warm or hot it sounds like.



Riddle... can u solve for me please??

the answer is "NO"



Riddle... can u solve for me please??

The answer is no. Look at the last line of the riddle, it asks Can you guess this riddle? So, therefore, the answer is NO.



Riddle... can u solve for me please??

I've heard this before and I know there's a lot of answers that people argue about.



Here are the most popular:



1. Pressure (makes celebrities crack, makes you cry, lack of it at the poles makes polar bears white, causes air bubbles, etc...)



2. Time (works pretty much in all of these types of riddles, some sources say that this riddle itself is called "Time".)



3. No (as in "no, I can't guess the riddle." I may be able to answer it with logical reasoning, but can I guess it? No.)



Anyway, it's a goods riddle and really makes people think about it, unfortunately, it's kind of old.



Riddle... can u solve for me please??

The answer is no.



pressure or time make no sense

How can I comb my hair ?

use a comb.



How can I comb my hair ?

use a comb or a brush, whichever you prefer and run it through your hair. but please make sure you have hair, otherwise you'll only scratch your scalp.



How can I comb my hair ?

combs work best, but also try tree bark



How can I comb my hair ?

Use a comb or brush or your fingers. If this doesn't work, put your head in the toilet and flush, while vigorously shaking your head from left to right.



How can I comb my hair ?

Go to a haircut!



How can I comb my hair ?

ask ur gf shell tell u



How can I comb my hair ?

whichever way that luks gud 4 u



How can I comb my hair ?

First I have to ask you, R U Bald? if u are so u can't comb ur hair coz u don't have one :)



How can I comb my hair ?

Are you a girl then do an upsweep



If you are A guy just push it all back



How can I comb my hair ?

if your hair is thinning.. let your hair grow to cover the thinning sides.



if your hair is thinning very badly.. dont use a comb.. but..get it shaved..



Really depends on how u LOOK.



How can I comb my hair ?

Is this a trick question? lol

World's hardest riddle?

The World's Hardest Riddle?



I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle? Just repost this bulletin with the title "The World's Hardest Riddle", and then check your inbox. You'll get a message with the correct answer in it AND TRUST ME IT WAS THE MOST SIMPLEST THING U WOULDNT HAVE GUESSED



World's hardest riddle?

no i cannot guess the riddle.



World's hardest riddle?

time is the answer



World's hardest riddle?

The answer is: Pressure!



World's hardest riddle?

It is A body part I can not say it online.



World's hardest riddle?

i mustve been on this qestin for an hour and i csnt get it



World's hardest riddle?

Beer



World's hardest riddle?

THE ANSWER IS TIME!



I totally knew this one.



It came from this:



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champane bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



World's hardest riddle?

Is it god? Cuz, he can do nething!! lol



World's hardest riddle?

I don't know what is it.



World's hardest riddle?

It sounds like pressure!



World's hardest riddle?

How many times do we have to hear this????



Why can't the blonde write the number 11???



He can't decide which number 1 comes first!



A young redhead goes to the physician. She tells the MD that it hurts where ever she touches herself. He asks her to show him what he means. She touches her elbow and screams out in agony. Next she touches her knee and also screams. The physician asks her, 閳ユ返ou閳ユ獧e not a natural redhead, are you?閳? 閳ユ凡ell, No!閳?answers the blonde, 閳ユ笁ow could you tell?閳? 閳ユ凡ell, your finger is broken!閳?br>World's hardest riddle?



No is the answer



World's hardest riddle?

the answer is no...at the end it says "can u guess the riddle?" it is impossible for u to guess the answer correctly right away so of coarse the kindergarteners are going to respond "no" when asked if they can solve it and the graduates are going to try and ponder it..

Worlds hardset riddle?

The World's Hardest Riddle



Body: The World's Hardest Riddle



Body: Can you guess the riddle?



I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle?



people if ur smart plz help me cuz i am dumb,and its gunna bug me for the rest of my life



Worlds hardset riddle?

The final question is "Can you guess the riddle" is why a kindergartener can answer. They just say "No".



Sorry, but there is no determined answer. Everything from God, time and bubbles has been guessed. There is no set answer cause nothing fits. m



Worlds hardset riddle?

This is the original post that has the correct answer chosen.



http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...

Ok question about asking this girl out?

well im in 10th grade and so is this girl she isnt in any of my classes this year and she was only in my last year class but i showed no personallity and i didnt even dress or comb my hair the same i usually due to a friend that died i washurt the whole year so she may not even remember my name ok so this year i only pass her once in hall and now that im finally back together personality and all i was just going to cut all the bullshit if smiling at her in hall and i was just going to go up to her and say u were in my last year class right and when she says ya ill say do u remember me she will prob say then ill tell straight up why i acted the way i did ( personality wise and style ) and ill tell her i had very close friend death so i was hurt and by the end of year i had a crush on u and then i was just going to say you want to hang out some time ( i no seems weird but i have alot of balls to do this ) well anyway she is a little out of my league but im not ugly at all ill post a pic



Ok question about asking this girl out?

yes, when there is time to talk, I would tell her, just like you did here. There is no girl that is out of your league!!



Hey good looking, what do have to lose?



So sorry about your close friend. Happy you are doing better now!!

People call me a f a g?

People call me a f a g. I lost a lot of weight I im pretty good looking average 25 year old male. I dress very good. Abercrombie, I comb my hair neet. and I was wondering what a fag might look like. and are all good looking guys called a fag. this is pretty tuff subject when it comes to teens rite. or to good looking people. what happens if u have a body like Wentworth Miller. whats your opinion about him as well. would u consider him a fag ?



eny other people out there out them self in this topic.



maybee people who are gay but dont act it flamboient still get called a fag. every one is welcome to join this topic .



lets see how many people join this subject



People call me a f a g?

Well if your not gay what your describing is a metro (metro sexual). A man who preens themselves (manicures, pedicures,waxwings etc.) and can be mistaken for gay men. You see it allot in cities.



People call me a f a g?

don't worry what other people think people are so stupid sometimes. don't worry it'll get better someone will like you for you.



People call me a f a g?

Heres your problem dude. First off....just because people call you that doesn't mean your gay. Now..how do they stop calling you that? To begin with..if your still wearing Abercrombie at age 25 and are bragging about it...to be honest....you have those comments coming. Secondly, stop using terms like Wentworth Miller because nobody knows what your talking about.



Seriously dude...I don't know one straight guy that uses the word "flamboyent." I think you need to honestly take a look at yourself in the mirror and think about the image you are projecting to people.

I can't figure out this riddle??

I turn polar bears White,



And i will make you cry



I make Guys have to pee



And Girls comb their hair



I make celebrities look Stupid



and normal people look like celebrities



I turn pancakes brown



And make champagne bubble



If you squeeze me, I'll pop



if you look at me, you'll pop



Can you guess the riddle??



I can't figure out this riddle??

the answer is "time" i looked it up



I can't figure out this riddle??

goddamn! i answered this before and got best answer! its Michael Jackson!



I can't figure out this riddle??

the sun?? i realy don't know



I can't figure out this riddle??

it is time but they keep saying its no because the last line says



Can you guess the riddle ...so yes i can time



search the net



I can't figure out this riddle??

i think its god.(:



I can't figure out this riddle??

time is the awnser to the riddle



I can't figure out this riddle??

no i can not anwer the riddle. there i anwered your question.



I can't figure out this riddle??

pressure.



I can't figure out this riddle??

Tigernck is right. the question is simply "can you guess the riddle?" and the answer is "no"

Question about asking this girl out GIRLS ONLY?

well im in 10th grade and so is this girl she isnt in any of my classes this year and she was only in my last year class but i showed no personallity and i didnt even dress or comb my hair the same i usually due to a friend that died i washurt the whole year so she may not even remember my name ok so this year i only pass her once in hall and now that im finally back together personality and all i was just going to cut all the bullshit if smiling at her in hall and i was just going to go up to her and say u were in my last year class right and when she says ya ill say do u remember me she will prob say then ill tell straight up why i acted the way i did ( personality wise and style ) and ill tell her i had very close friend death so i was hurt and by the end of year i had a crush on u and then i was just going to say you want to hang out some time ( i no seems weird but i have alot of balls to do this ) well anyway she is a little out of my league but im not ugly at all ill post a pic



Question about asking this girl out GIRLS ONLY?

get a life wierdo

Is it gay or natural for boys and grown men to blow dry their hair?

My son like to blow dry his hair when he gets out of the bath and it is wet but I was told that it was not natural for a boy or a grown man for that matter to blow dry their hair. My son also like to comb his hair when it is messed up. He is only 8 years old and is going through the wanting to be cool stage and look good at school so other kids don't make fun of him, so I though it was perfectly normal but should I be worried?



Is it gay or natural for boys and grown men to blow dry their hair?

Of course not. Blow drying hair does not in any sense mean its Gay.



Is it gay or natural for boys and grown men to blow dry their hair?

No. The hairdryer was invinted the dry hair, not a womans hair only.

How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

mullet?



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

Yes! I would crack up if I saw him with a mullet!



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

Shave it all off



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

ummm...the britney spears hairdo is the latest craze, try it



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

well since Celine Dion is coming on as the quest he should have her style..



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

shave them off



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

SHAPE UP LOL



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

Maybe sanjaya should go bye-bye.



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

no no no!!!!!!!! natural...please.



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

I like your avatar, Sanjaya has a nice smile ;)



I don't know how his hairstyle has been lately because here is Sweden the judes has just pick 12 girls and boys! ;)



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

your not hot enough for a mullet



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

a Mullet would be cool!!! Don't you think he looks like the little guy in Nacho Libra (nacho's sidekick)



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

NO!!! I LOVE Sanjaya!! He should.....do dreadlocks!! Isn't he just so awesome!!!!!!!????? I love him and I think that he has a lot of talent. I loved his Ponyhawk! I wish I could get a wig like that!! A Mullet is too intense for FANJAYA'S LIKE ME!!!



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

cut it all off



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

Reverse Mohawk.Shaved down the center.



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

mullets are hot, so was your pony hawk...I really want your autograph. Please add me to your 360 page. Shaving your head should be saved for the final 3 episode.



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

Well it's country week, so he's going to incorporate every stereotype there is about country music into his hair. I'm thinking a mullet with a cowboy hat.



How should Sanjaya comb his hair this week?

I think bold is a sexy look. I don't like your hair so cut it all off.

Hardest riddle?

I was sent this riddle from a bulletin from myspace. I was supposed to get sent the answer, but no one has sent it yet and it's killing me. Please someone help me out. Here's the riddle:



I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



Ten points for the first person to come up with the correct answer-or at least an answer that sounds correct! The bulletin also said that 97% of Harvard graduates couldn't guess it, but 83% of kindergarten children got the correct answer in less than 6 minutes.



Hardest riddle?

The correct answer is no because of last line, though for some parts of the riddle the answer could be pressure or time.



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Hardest riddle?

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Hardest riddle?

Again with the same riddle?! the answer is no!!!!!!!



Hardest riddle?

Time



Hardest riddle?

TIME IS NOT RIGHT! WTF.



Hardest riddle?

Time.



Hardest riddle?

Time



Hardest riddle?

What turns things into what they are??? TIME!!! If you leave pancakes on the stove too long, they turn brown in the process of burning! Again, it is TIME.



Hardest riddle?

answer: no



Hardest riddle?

kindergarten are greater in games, duh!



that stupid riddle is non-sense!!!



who sent that to you anyway? crazy man!



and what's the anwer to this useless riddle, huh?



Hardest riddle?

pressure

I really like this guy, but i dont know if he still likes me back, what do i do?

ive been friends with this guy since fifth grade... in fifth grade i liked him and i did admit my feelings to him, but he turned me down, so i got over him. Then in the seventh grade he started liking me. (probably cause i started actually having a sense of style and combed my hair) and also cause i was a lot nicer. but when he admitted his feelings for me i turned him down.. ='( it wasn't because he turned me down in fifth grade it was cause like i said i was over him. Now were in the eighth grade, and im fallin for him, but he has a gf, but he still hugs me, but we never hang out anymore, i dont know if he still likes me or if he got over me. i want to ask him if he likes me back, and i want to tell him that i like him, but i dont know how. help me...



I really like this guy, but i dont know if he still likes me back, what do i do?

When you get a chance sit him down and ask him if he still has feelings for you. When he answers you, and you get the answer you want then you get a boyfriend out of this situation.If the opposite of what you wanted you can still be friends with him.

Can You Solve This Riddle....?

Because I Can't.



I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



Can You Solve This Riddle....?

the answer is no because the last question is can you guess the riddle and i can't!



Can You Solve This Riddle....?

Time



Can You Solve This Riddle....?

no i cant solve the riddle, but this is like the 100th time this has been posted



Can You Solve This Riddle....?

the answer is absolutely nothing



Can You Solve This Riddle....?

air?wind?



Can You Solve This Riddle....?

The answer is time...



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champane bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



Can You Solve This Riddle....?

ok its either pressure or time. im geussing time tho. idk..........



Can You Solve This Riddle....?

the answer is "no"

What is the best things to use for my daughter's hair? It gets very nappy and she is too young

My child is Black and get very nappy esp after getting into a pool. I need to find some hair products that help combing her hair with all the tears



What is the best things to use for my daughter's hair? It gets very nappy and she is too young for a relaxer

You should put a deep conditioner in it like Pantene's Restoratives (I love it!) before she get's in the pool and put her hair in at least 4 braids.



Also try Carol's Daughter http://www.carolsdaughter.com/ They have great natural products for Black hair and it's Black owned. Double Bonus!



What is the best things to use for my daughter's hair? It gets very nappy and she is too young for a relaxer

Try Mane 'N Tail De-tangle Spray it works very well or Just 4 Me Spray. Then apply Luster's Pink Oil Moisturizing Lotion on her hair.



What is the best things to use for my daughter's hair? It gets very nappy and she is too young for a relaxer

There's a hair line I've seen in either Target or Sally Beauty supply called Beautiful Beginnings. I believe along with the kiddy relaxer, they have conditioners, shampoos, and hair moisturizers that are specifically for managing hard to manage hair. I know another hair line is Motions For Kids and Just for Me.



What is the best things to use for my daughter's hair? It gets very nappy and she is too young for a relaxer

try this stuff called "body and bounce" made by ISO you can fine it at salons and beauty supply stores. I've recomended to alot of my ethnic customers and they say it works great. It's like a leave in conditioner but if gives the hair some very light hold. when hair is very damp take a small amount and work it through the hair starting at the back and work forward. the water in the hair helps the product work through the hair. Hope it helps.



What is the best things to use for my daughter's hair? It gets very nappy and she is too young for a relaxer

shave it all off then...Wash,deep condition



What is the best things to use for my daughter's hair? It gets very nappy and she is too young for a relaxer

I AGREE WITH THE ONE BELOW ME BUT DO NOT USE LUSTERS! IT JUST DRIES THE HAIR OUT EVEN MORE!

I Am The Man Of The House?

The husband had just finished his book, "Man of the House". He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.



Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the Man of the House and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I'm finished my meal I



expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"



His wife replied, "The funeral director."



I Am The Man Of The House?

^_^ looks like your in the side of the woman today



clever one



thanks for sharing



I Am The Man Of The House?

I love it.



I Am The Man Of The House?

ROTFL!!!!!!!



I Am The Man Of The House?

heheh nice one



I Am The Man Of The House?

lol thats funny 9/10 plus a star



I Am The Man Of The House?

ha ha Ha, if I could give you two stars, i would



I Am The Man Of The House?

He's not gonna be for long! LOL. LOL.



I Am The Man Of The House?

ROFLMAO!!!! Thanks!



I Am The Man Of The House?

YOU THE MAN WOOOOOHOOOOO



I Am The Man Of The House?

Heard it, Love it, still thinks its a great one



;-) Thanks for the laugh

World's Hardest Riddle!?

I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



World's Hardest Riddle!?

The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disappear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champagne bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



With that it mind it would seem the answer would be time.



World's Hardest Riddle!?

time is the answer



World's Hardest Riddle!?

no....



this was asked like 3 times the other day.....



World's Hardest Riddle!?

nothing (:



World's Hardest Riddle!?

Time is the answer:



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disappear.



(I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



(and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



(and make your champagne bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast.



(If you look at me, you'll pop. )



World's Hardest Riddle!?

Air.



World's Hardest Riddle!?

You didn't finish it the end says "can you guess the riddle?"



so the answer is "no I can't"



Many people will say time(referring to an obscure poem)



or pressure however both are wrong.



World's Hardest Riddle!?

Are u kidding?! Someone else posted this riddle!! It's been on here at least 10 times before!



World's Hardest Riddle!?

I think I have seen this at least 50 times this month alone.



The answer is NO.



World's Hardest Riddle!?

No (that's the answer by the way), not hardest, but most often repeated. This gets asked about a bajillion times a second on here.

I heard u can use a perm kit to straighten ur hair?

The person i heard it from said that all u have to do is comb ur hair straight for the amount of time they say to leave it up there and then do what it says. And ur hair will be straight. Is this true???



I heard u can use a perm kit to straighten ur hair?

My advice as a person who grew up in our family salon is to have a professional stylist check the condition of your hair first and have a professional do the straightening job. They have so much more pro striaghtening solutions that differ from actual perm solutions. Trust me...don't do it and find out you fried your hair and it all breaks off. I've seen it happen...not pretty.



I heard u can use a perm kit to straighten ur hair?

yup ( =



I heard u can use a perm kit to straighten ur hair?

basically yes, read the box first and find the one best for your hair, DO NOt leave it in longer than the recommended time. You just apply the relaxer to your hair(by combing it through) than wait roughly 25-30 minutes and was it out with the shampoo they give you. make sure you buy a relaxer and try to get one with no lye.



I heard u can use a perm kit to straighten ur hair?

you are correct..be careful though cause perms can dry your hair out somethin serious



I heard u can use a perm kit to straighten ur hair?

yes just dont use the rollers

If i keep combing my hair while its wet, will it be straight??

???



If i keep combing my hair while its wet, will it be straight??

Not possible. Well, it could--- for about 5-10 minutes. -.-'



You don't have to use a straightener to have straight hair, but it is recommended.



I do recommend using a hydrating shampoo and a hair spray. That's really all you need. It doesn't matter what spray you're using, most of them work just fine as long as they make some strands of your hair hard.



If i keep combing my hair while its wet, will it be straight??

depends on how you comb it. if you comb it inwards and if you can, use a hairdryer at the same time, yes it will.



oh but that's provided your hair's not curly to begin with. :D



If i keep combing my hair while its wet, will it be straight??

I have naturally curly hair and if I do that it will look okay well it is still damp....but when it dries...omg ....I look like a frizzball!!...I guess it just depends on the type of hair you have, I would use a frizzz controller.



If i keep combing my hair while its wet, will it be straight??

no



If i keep combing my hair while its wet, will it be straight??

no!

Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champagne bubble.



If you squeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten



students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

i cant figure it out



cheers



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

DONT U HAVE MIND CUZ I DONT HAVE LOL



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

Water is the answer.



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

water snow well email me with the write answer k danellej1994@yahoo.com



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

water



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

Time.



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

i guess it could b water!!



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

water



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

The question is whether or not you can guess the riddle. The answer to that question is "no," which is probably what a 5-year old would say.



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

there are mutliple posts about this riddle already and at least one from this morning



I believe the answer is water because of the statistics



pressure works too



I've also heard the answer is 'nothing' which is just stupid



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

you



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

water



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

Water



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

the answer to the question is no



the answer to the riddle is nothing



Please help me with this riddle!!! i cant figure it out!!!?

The answer is very simple, nothing. I've seen this type of riddle about 5 times. And if you answer water, your head is probably full of it.

Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

The answer is "no".



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

Time, this is like the third time ive seen this today.



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

nope!



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

time



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

the penguin from Happy Feet



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

oh for god's sake. this again? the correct answer is



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

no I cannot do it



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

I say Time



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

if its time...i dont get it.



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

Ok this is the literally the 10th or more time I have seen this riddle. Its not funny. is it becoming famous or something?



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

Bilbo Baggins!!!!



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

stop posting this. it has been on her at least 7 times today. the answer is time/no



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

The answer is 'NO'... The only question asked is 'Can you guess the riddle' and the answer to that is NO...



Worlds hardest riddle..can you do it?

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It's probably the same as these!!!!!