I Am The Man Of The House?

The husband had just finished his book, "Man of the House". He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the Man of the House and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I'm finished my meal I

expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director."

I Am The Man Of The House?

^_^ looks like your in the side of the woman today

clever one

thanks for sharing

I Am The Man Of The House?

I love it.

I Am The Man Of The House?

ROTFL!!!!!!!

I Am The Man Of The House?

heheh nice one

I Am The Man Of The House?

lol thats funny 9/10 plus a star

I Am The Man Of The House?

ha ha Ha, if I could give you two stars, i would

I Am The Man Of The House?

He's not gonna be for long! LOL. LOL.

I Am The Man Of The House?

ROFLMAO!!!! Thanks!

I Am The Man Of The House?

YOU THE MAN WOOOOOHOOOOO

I Am The Man Of The House?

Heard it, Love it, still thinks its a great one

;-) Thanks for the laugh