Is this a dirty riddle?

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

Is this a dirty riddle?

TIME!

The time has come,

winter is here

and those yellow bears disappear.

(...I turn polar bears white )

The time has past

as man looks back with a sigh

and a tear in his eye.

(...and I will make you cry.)

As time is held

boys cross their legs

but of course the toilet begs

(...I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on

Girls loose their blush

and swap a comb for their brush

(...and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes

For those held high

their end is nigh

(...I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up

Everyone is equal

when we get to the final sequel

(...and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns

Without it we have flour and water

With it we have breakfast for my daughter

(...I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves

How does one turn water and wine

into something so fine

(...and make your champagne bubble.)

As time runs out

The more in a minute you try and squeeze

the less you can do with ease.

(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks

All the time that has past

man cannot comprehend something so vast.

(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )

Time is the answer (:

Is this a dirty riddle?

its time

Is this a dirty riddle?

answer: no

Is this a dirty riddle?

no

Is this a dirty riddle?

no but It is OLD

Is this a dirty riddle?

TIME

Is this a dirty riddle?

The answer is NO!

Is this a dirty riddle?

i dont get it!? lol

Is this a dirty riddle?

Yes i do get it.

Is this a dirty riddle?

thats the 6891245765874512003569875412025879641235... time this has been posted..