Saturday, August 1, 2009

Riddle: Can you get it?

I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



Riddle: Can you get it?

pressure



and now, for an explanation.



- polar bears are white because the atmospheric pressure where they live is so high, it slows down their melanin production. (googled it)



- peer pressure can make you cry



-pressure on your bladder, will make a guy have to pee.



- girls comb their hair, besides because of a general acceptance of basic personal hygeine needs, because of the pressure from everyone to look good at all times.



- pressure also makes celebrities look stupid, the stalkerazzi chasing them not making so great decisions



- pressure from society - also makes normal people work to look like celebrities.



- pancakes turn brown because they're cooking. you cook pancakes with heat. and heat, is generated by pressure.



- and champagne bubbles? i think you're getting the idea..



- okay so blow up a balloon. then squeeze it. hard. pressure=pop!



- the only think i can think of is that if you face pressure on a day to day basis, sooner or later you're gonna explode. maybe not like the balloon, but you get the idea.



Riddle: Can you get it?

the sun?



Riddle: Can you get it?

sperm?- lol i don't no



e-mail me the answer



Riddle: Can you get it?

sperm maybe lol



Riddle: Can you get it?

uhhhh........ dunno............ could it be the sun?



Riddle: Can you get it?

Pressure. Or natural intuition? Or maybe time. But I'mma say presure.



Riddle: Can you get it?

i have heard this before but i can't remember



i think it is the sun



Riddle: Can you get it?

radiation?



The question was 'Can you get it' my answer: yes.



Riddle: Can you get it?

all i can think of is a camera and it doesnt even make sense lol...well anyway can u email me the answer...or ill wait =[



Riddle: Can you get it?

No



Riddle: Can you get it?

Time



Riddle: Can you get it?

The answer is no.



Riddle: Can you get it?

Time'



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disappear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champagne bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



...To be Honest I think the Explanation sucks!!!



Riddle: Can you get it?

Nope.



Riddle: Can you get it?

Time, God, Pressure and Air



Riddle: Can you get it?

no i can't guess the riddle



Riddle: Can you get it?

The Answer is "No"



Bcuz Kindergarten's would say no



Riddle: Can you get it?

wtf is the answer?

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