Can you guess this?

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champagne bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

Can you guess this?

sun

Can you guess this?

No

Can you guess this?

a lie.

Can you guess this?

Time

Can you guess this?

Energy from heat? or beer?

Can you guess this?

porn?