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Helen and Jane laughed when John, a neighbor, told them how his dad's hearing aid occasionally emits a high-pitched squeal that can be heard by anyone near him. His granddaughter was sitting on his lap one day when the device started to beep.

Surprised, little Lorraine looked up at him and said, "Oh, Grampa, you've got e-mail!"

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A mild mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop self-esteem. The doctor gave him a booklet on assertiveness training, which he read on the way home.

When he walked through the door and his wife came to greet him, he told her, "From now on I'm the man of this house and my word is law.

When I come home from work, I want my dinner on the table. Now go upstairs and lay me some clothes on the bed, because I'm going out with the boys tonight. Then draw my bath. When I get out of the tub, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The undertaker,"she replied

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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Great jokes! The second one was WOW!!!

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Lol, gud ones, very funny,specially the 2nd one!!

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great stuff!!!!!

the undetaker is the CARETAKER!!!!!

a star for u

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a newly wed couple from Alabama went to Minnesota for there honey moon and were staying at a cabin on a lake.The owner of the resort noticed the man out fishing day and night never taking his new bride with him.He approached the man and asked him why he was not spending time making love to his new wife.In a deep southern drawl the man answerd,well sir we can make love she has gonerea,the resort owner sorta gulped and said well flip her around and go in the back door again the southern man said sir I cant she has diarea,again the resort owner came back with how about her mouth and was answerd by I cant she has piarea.My god the resort onwer said why did you marry her.The southern man answed sir she has worms and I like to fish

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very funny another star

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Wahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WahahWahWahhahahahaaa!!!!! so WOW!!!!!! just like these jokes!!!!!!!! thx!

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i'm choking!!

This is hilarious

Thanks for sharing!