Guys really need your help?? Its bugging me like mad.. Best i can *** up wid is gravity? Can you get

Can you figure this out...

I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop

Guys really need your help?? Its bugging me like mad.. Best i can *** up wid is gravity? Can you get it??

I dont know beer maybe. Arent polar bears naturally white? whta makes champaine bubble carbon? I dont get the last 3 things or the 1st one but all the others sounds like beer to me. Too much beer will make anyone cry, have to pee, make people think they are pretty, burn food, make celebs look stupid (cause they get caught on take drunk) or make normal people think they are celebs.

Guys really need your help?? Its bugging me like mad.. Best i can *** up wid is gravity? Can you get it??

pressure, time, or no. Too many answers. The poem that goes with it says time. It's debated often.