So much for male assertiveness?

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.

So much for male assertiveness?

AAAWWW! My God! I freaking love that one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!

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Brill.

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brilliant... i'd be the same if my bf talked to me like that too!!! lol xx

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If my husband or Dad said anything like that,I would kill him.

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Lol... Nice.

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I do so hate it when me and my husband's private conversations end up some how on the Internet. LOL

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dam* right! lol!!!!

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Pretty funny.

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Oh hell no!! LOL.. I would've said the same thing..

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assertive are asses

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hehe funny.

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Very funny lol

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hello!!i see sparky the CHEAT"S back.rambling rose giving her self star"s again.

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that was really good LOL